Wednesday, March 27, 2024

Move Over, Darling (1963)

 

Move Over, Darling - 1963

Coming up next is 1963's "Move Over, Darling", a remake of 1940's "My Favorite Wife", in which a woman previously thought dead makes a reappearance to the consternation of her husband, who has just remarried.

The film's cast includes Doris Day, James Garner, Polly Bergen, Thelma Ritter, Don Knotts, Edgar Buchanan, John Astin, Alvy Moore, Chuck Connors, Fred Clark, Max Showalter, and Bess Flowers.


In California, Nicholas Arden is petitioning the court to have his first wife, Ellen Wagstaff Arden, declared legally dead after being lost at sea five years previously.


A noisy lady in the courtroom interrupts the proceedings, which annoys the judge.  "Your interruptions have been prolonging this case and causing me extreme mental and physical discomfort!" he rebukes.

However, after Ellen is declared legally dead, Nicholas surprises the judge by wanting to marry the noisy lady, Bianca.  Grudgingly, he agrees.

What Nicholas doesn't know is that that very morning, Ellen has been discovered by the US Navy on a desert island in the Pacific.  She has returned to reclaim her life on the day her husband has had her declared dead and has married another woman!


Not knowing any of this, Ellen returns to the family home and becomes reacquainted with her children, who do not remember her, as they were very young when she disappeared.

She also meets up with her very shocked mother-in-law, Grace, who tells Ellen the whole story and advises her to get up to the honeymoon location and break up that celebration.


Ellen is just in time.  Nicholas and Bianca have just registered at the hotel and are on their way up to the honeymoon suite!



Eventually, Ellen catches Nicholas's attention, and he is absolutely shocked to see his presumed dead first wife.

Nicholas breaks away discreetly from Bianca in order to be reunited with Ellen.  Their reunion is sweet, but that still does not solve the problem of Nicholas's second marriage.


Bianca is left in the honeymoon suite alone wondering what on her earth could've happened to her husband.


Nicholas returns to the room to try and explain to Bianca that Ellen has returned.  She is completely oblivious to his wanting to tell her something.  She wants to get on with the honeymoon.  Ellen watches horrified from the room next door.

She does everything she can think of to interrupt the Nicholas and Bianca, even knocking on their door and completely annoying the bride.

Nicholas decides to come up with a way to not have to say anything just yet.  He invents a back injury which keeps him out of commission.  Bianca takes him home.


Giving Nicholas time to tell Bianca the truth, Ellen poses as a Swedish nurse/masseuse named Gretta Svenson.  She is not kind to Bianca, who unknowingly disparages Ellen during their conversation.

With Bianca still knowing nothing about Ellen's reappearance, Nicholas finds out that Ellen was not alone on the island.  She had been marooned on the island for five years with a very athletic looking guy named Adam, which does not make Nicholas happy at all.


Matters come to a head when Nicholas (still not having told Bianca about Ellen) is arrested for bigamy, having been reported to the police by his own mother.  Grace is completely frustrated with her son, saying that if he can't set things right, maybe the courts can.


They are all hauled before the same judge who married Nicholas and Bianca, and who declared Ellen legally dead.  Everything is straightened out, though Ellen is no longer certain that she wants to stay married to Nicholas.

The judge wants to hurry and get things finished up legally.  "I'd like to tell my wife about this.  She thinks all my cases are dull.  This one's a doozy," he says, dismissing everyone from the courtroom.

All's well that ends well.  Bianca and Nicholas's marriage is annulled, and she leaves the courtroom with her analyst.  Nicholas and Ellen come together and give their married life another go.

Cast rundown:

   Doris Day......................................Ellen Wagstaff Arden

   James Garner................................Nicholas Arden

   Polly Bergen..................................Bianca Steele Arden

   Thelma Ritter.................................Grace Arden

   Don Knotts....................................Shoe Clerk

   Edgar Buchanan.............................Judge Bryson

   John Astin.....................................Clyde Prokey

   Alvy Moore....................................Room Service Waiter

   Chuck Connors...............................Stephen Burkett

   Fred Clark......................................Mr. Codd

   Max Showalter................................Hotel Desk Clerk

   Bess Flowers..................................Seymour's Wife

And that's it for Move Over, Darling.  After "My Favorite Wife", this was partially remade as "Something's Got to Give" in 1962.  It starred Dean Martin, Marilyn Monroe, and Cyd Charisse.  The film was abandoned after Monroe's death in August of that year.

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Saturday, October 28, 2023

The Witches (2020)

 

The Witches - 2020


Coming up next we have 2020's film "The Witches", the story of a young boy who is caught up in some odd happenings when a coven of witches visits the hotel that he and his grandmother are staying at.

The film's cast includes Octavia Spencer, Jazhir Bruno, Anne Hathaway, Stanley Tucci, Codie-Lei Eastwick, Kristin Chenoweth, Charles Edwards, Morgana Robinson, Josette Simon, and Chris Rock.


Here's a little note about witches.  They're real and they're here!  We begin the film with a short introduction to the witching world.





"Witches are as real as a rock in your shoe," a narrator tells us.  They can be anywhere and be anybody.  Your teacher, the lady who drives the bus, or even a nurse!  All witches hate children.  So beware!

A young boy (we don't know his name, the movie doesn't tell us.  He is credited as "Hero Boy") loses his parents in a car accident and has to move in with his grandmother.





Living in Alabama is hard for our young Hero Boy.  His grandma does everything she can to help him through his sadness.  She gets him a pet mouse, whom the Hero Boy names "Daisy".


One day, a strange woman approaches the Hero Boy and offers him a sweet.  Hero Boy moves away from her and the woman disappears without a trace.


Hero Boy tells his grandma about the lady later that night.  She is convinced the woman is a witch and tells her grandson about her run-ins with a witch when she was a young girl.



Wanting to save her grandson from the clutches of the witch, she takes him (along with mouse Daisy) to a hotel on the Gulf of Mexico.  She hopes that the witch will forget about him.






Also checking into the hotel is a large group of women purporting to be members of the International Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children.  They are odd and make the hotel manager a bit uncomfortable.


We later come to find out that these ladies are in fact witches.  They're leader, the Grand High Witch, has brought them all to Alabama.



The next day, Hero Boy is mouse-training Daisy in an empty room in the hotel, when suddenly the ladies burst in and seal the doors.  Hero Boy is forced to hide under the stage.



As the Grand High Witch stands before the assemblage, a revolting smell reaches her nostrils.  Apparently, children smell like poop to witches.



The witches take off some of the things that make them appear normal and Hero Boy is shocked to find out the truth about them.




The Grand High Witch tells the assembled witches how much she hates children.  She's got a plan to rid the world of children once and for all.

Using a potion she's formulated, the Grand High Witch plans to turn all children into mice, hiding the potion in candy.




To demonstrate this, she tests the potion out on a portly young chocolate enthusiast named Bruno.  Sadly, he takes the bait and turns into a mouse.


Hero Boy is discovered in the room by the Grand High Witch and is also turned into a mouse.

Once they escape the room, Hero Boy finds out that his pet mouse Daisy is actually a girl who was turned into a rodent by one of the witches.  Her real name is Mary.

They alert Hero Boy's grandma and decide to do something about all these witches.




They decide to steal some mouse-maker potion from the Grand High Witch.  There's a moment when it looks like they might be caught.  Fortunately, the Grand High Witch is called away at the last moment.



Hero Boy races to the kitchens with the potion.  The witches are having a big dinner that night.  So he slips the potion into the pea soup that they will be served.




Grandma, Hero Boy, Mary, and Bruno get a seat in the dining room to watch the action unfold.  The plan seems to be working.  The witches are devouring the soup quickly.



Before she takes a spoonful of soup, the Grand High Witch sees Grandma and hurries over to her.  She recognizes her from years ago when Grandma was a little girl.  The Grand High Witch knows that Grandma was a little girl who escaped her clutches.





However, before things can go further, the witches start turning into monstrous looking rats.  These hateful creatures run amok in the dining room and send the hotel guests screaming in all directions.



Of course, the Grand High Witch gets her comeuppance too.  Through an elaborate plan, she is also turned into a rat.  She becomes the most vile and hateful rat of them all.


Grandma rifles through the Grand High Witch's trunk and finds a ton of money, a bunch of mouse-maker potion, and the addresses of all the witches in the world.  She, Hero Boy, Mary, and Bruno decide to work together to get rid of all witches.

Before they can do that, there is one witch who is high on their disposal list.  They set her cat, Hades, on her to do the dirty work.  Afterwards, Grandma and all three mice leave the hotel and begin what will be their life's work.

Cast rundown:

   Octavia Spencer...........................Grandma

   Jahzir Bruno................................Hero Boy

   Anne Hathaway............................Grand High Witch

   Stanley Tucci...............................Mr. Stringer

   Codie-Lei Eastwick........................Bruno Jenkins

   Kristin Chenoweth........................Daisy/Mary

   Charles Edwards...........................Mr. Jenkins

   Morgana Robinson........................Mrs. Jenkins

   Chris Rock...................................Older Hero Mouse

And that's it for The Witches.  The novel on which the film is based was set in England.  This film was set in Alabama, USA, though it was almost entirely filmed in England.  The movie is a remake of a 1990 film of the same name.  That film starred Anjelica Huston as the Grand High Witch.  This film is described as more faithful to the original novel.

A mid-credits scene shows an older Hero Mouse (Boy) and his grandma educating children about the dangers of witches.  They give the children assignments: to mail mouse-maker potion to the address of a witch.

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